"They weren’t very good kidnappers because I got away after a few hours"

Tea

Kitten Psychic

Los Angeles

How is the year going?


It really is just 2020 season two, huh? It’s going about the same as last year. My eczema has gone crazy from the stress, so if everything could settle down soon, that’d be great.


What was the worst part of last year?


Being stuck inside with my own brain.


What’s wrong with your brain?


It has a lot of thoughts I don’t agree with.

What do you like about yourself?


I like how intuitive and perceptive I am with animals, particularly cats. I like how funny I am; I truly consider myself to be hilarious.


What’s something about cats most people don’t know?


That dry food is really bad for their urinary system, kidneys, and overall health.


What is your greatest fear?


My mom dying.


Greatest wish for yourself?


To have a few calm years.


What has been the greatest love of your life?


Every animal on earth.


Who has been the greatest love of your life?


The Armenian people.


Most interesting thing you learned in school?